Good Indeed: The Gay Goods’ Grooming Product Indulgences

Whether you're looking to treat yourself or the guy in your life, here are the 7 products that will make you feel as if 2020 was just a bad dream. Almost.

When it comes to looking your best, we’re out here doing the Lord’s work because when you watch porn all day long, you get inspired. We may not be able to spontaneously grow a perfect 8-inch cock or an 8 pack, but we can make sure that we’re well-groomed. And since we’re nothing if not givers, we want to help you stay well-groomed, as well! To that end, here are 7 products that have kept us looking like 2015 during all of 2020.
As our iPhones keep reminding us, we’re all taking fewer steps this year than last. Thanks, Siri. But that means we have no excuse for nasty-looking feet. This exfoliating glove for your foot sloughs off all that dead skin. You’ll have foot worshippers clamoring for attention in no time!
This natural body wash, made from citrus and tea extracts, with a little added Vitamins B and E, is going to become your new go-to—plus, it comes in a reusable aluminum bottle that you can refill, cutting down on your plastic waste!
Remember when working from home meant lying in bed watching porn all day, and not sitting in Zoom calls naked from the waist down? Since we still have to be on, even while working remotely, try this essentials kit, featuring matte pomade, texturing surfspray, the famous Byrd pocket comb, and Beach Bonfire air freshener..
2020 was the year we all learned new skills, whether it was how to bake bread or how to install (and use) a bidet. So why not end the year with one more skill: Learning how to take care of your skin? That’s where this easy-to-understand intro box for the skincare beginner comes in! Every two months, subscribers can expect a clay mask, a moisturizer, and a repairing hydro gel. (For those looking to upgrade their existing skincare routines, Cardon offers several levels of subscription.
We love scruff (and Scruff), but we also love seeing a strong, smooth jawline—which is why we’re obsessed with this innovative razor, which recreates the hot towel shave experience. You will never go back to a regular razor again.
If you still associate candles with Yankee Candle Company, you need to upgrade your thinking immediately. Start with this holiday candle, which smells cozy and spicy with a sexy undertone. You’ll feel like you’re getting down and dirty in a gingerbread house.
Luxury brand Oribe partnered with artist Rowan Harrison to create liter bottles for its shampoo and conditioner, as part of the 2020 limited edition holiday collection. What could be more indulgent or necessary for the end of this year?
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When he was a little boy, Mark's mother set the house on fire. (She was like that.) He'll never forget the look on his father's face as he gathered him up in his arms and raced through the burning building onto the pavement below. And he stood there, shivering in his pajamas, and watched the whole world go up in flames. And when it was all over, he said to himself, "Is that all there is to a fire?"

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