
Who Is Crowned Our Next Great Cock Destroyer in the ‘Slag Wars’ Finale?
What will their duties include? How long will they serve? Will we get another season? (God, please?) Read more
What will their duties include? How long will they serve? Will we get another season? (God, please?) Read more
Are you still not watching Slag Wars? Why are you not watching Slag Wars? Do you not care about the Cock Destroyers? Read more
Zooming with Brooklyn artist, meme father, and heathen alt account icon @boyfriend.dick to talk about their new tarot deck and meme culture. Read more
How the self-congratulations of stepping away from Pornhub masks a much more nefarious and frightening potential future. Read more
Once a year, TIME becomes relevant for 24 hours—but this year, they used the opportunity to inadvertently prove everything cynical about publishing and the wrong takeaways from 2020. Read more
We all know about trigger warnings—but as a gay man with certain sexual preferences, are you familiar with your trigger words? Read more
If you take one more bubble bath you’ll permanently prune; your candles are all as burned out as you are; and you’re drowning under weighted blankets. As the weather turns colder, why not get an early start on a 2021 resolution.? Read more
We’re keeping up on the new reality series so maybe you don’t have to? You probably should, though. Honestly, what could it fucking hurt. Read more
Miley Cyrus cranked up the rock n roll, Lady Gaga saved us all, and we all came for “WAP.” Read more
If you’re sufficiently recovered from your earlier bread-baking experiences this year, you may be thinking about crafting some fun, seasonal cookies! Here are some suggestions for how to keep the 2020 feeling going. Read more
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