Before New Jersey gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciatterelli makes good on his vow to roll back the gay lesson plans taking over schools, we get our limp-wristed hands on them. Read more
With Friends fans in a frenzy after the reunion on HBO Max, we looked at what the show could be today if America’s favorite sextet got a 21st-century upgrade. Read more
War of the Worlds gets recalled for cultural appropriation, Tom Joad is trying to break into TikTok stardom, and Alexander Portnoy is embarrassing his mother on Instagram. Welcome to Rated PC Classics! Read more
We’re not saying these work on every guy. But here are some erotic nothings to keep in your nightstand for when you’re feeling generous. Read more
While those other six books are getting all the attention, these troubling titles are still circulating, and another generation will be fed nonsense like ‘Horton Hears a Hey Gurl!’. Read more
W.H. Nance chats with Eric Carpenter, the man who became a legend Friday night by interrupting the sitcom legend’s Facebook live makeup tutorial. Read more
From Fauxnila Luzon to Lil’ Baby Betsy, there’s no way these interior illusion dolls existed. Read more
Heel, Champ and Major—you may be the first rescue dogs in the White House, but that doesn’t mean you’re better than Dolley Madison’s gibbon. Read more
Don’t you want to taste the sweet lash of Santa’s belt? Read more
Welcome to Nance’s Corner, with all the news that’s fit to spoof, and the strange saga of Hungarian hypocrite József Szájer. Read more
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