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Uncovering the Secret LGBTQ+ Curriculum Being Taught in New Jersey Schools

July 16, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

Before New Jersey gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciatterelli makes good on his vow to roll back the gay lesson plans taking over schools, we get our limp-wristed hands on them. Read more

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The One Where ‘Friends’ Gets a Woke Update

June 1, 2021 Rossie Andrews 0

With Friends fans in a frenzy after the reunion on HBO Max, we looked at what the show could be today if America’s favorite sextet got a 21st-century upgrade. Read more

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Rated PC: Updating 6 Classic Texts for the Woke 21st Century

April 26, 2021 Rossie Andrews 0

War of the Worlds gets recalled for cultural appropriation, Tom Joad is trying to break into TikTok stardom, and Alexander Portnoy is embarrassing his mother on Instagram. Welcome to Rated PC Classics! Read more

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6 Things to Say During Sex Guaranteed to Make a Man Cum

March 11, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

We’re not saying these work on every guy. But here are some erotic nothings to keep in your nightstand for when you’re feeling generous. Read more

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What Are We to Do With These 5 Problematic Gay Dr. Seuss Books?

March 8, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

While those other six books are getting all the attention, these troubling titles are still circulating, and another generation will be fed nonsense like ‘Horton Hears a Hey Gurl!’. Read more

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FAKE EXCLUSIVE: An Interview With Suzanne Somers’ Nearly Naked Intruder

February 8, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

W.H. Nance chats with Eric Carpenter, the man who became a legend Friday night by interrupting the sitcom legend’s Facebook live makeup tutorial. Read more

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5 ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Queens Even the Most Diehard Fans Won’t Remember

February 2, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

From Fauxnila Luzon to Lil’ Baby Betsy, there’s no way these interior illusion dolls existed. Read more

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The Bidens’ Dogs Are in the News, But These 5 Long-Forgotten Presidential Pets Deserve More Attention

January 26, 2021 W.H. Nance 0

Heel, Champ and Major—you may be the first rescue dogs in the White House, but that doesn’t mean you’re better than Dolley Madison’s gibbon. Read more

The Sticky Stuff

Marks & Spencer Now Offering Santa’s Yumnuts for That Holiday Taste Treat

December 23, 2020 W.H. Nance 0

Don’t you want to taste the sweet lash of Santa’s belt? Read more

The Sticky Stuff

Exclusive: On-the-Scene Report From 25-Man Orgy That Led to a Hungarian Politician’s Resignation

December 2, 2020 W.H. Nance 0

Welcome to Nance’s Corner, with all the news that’s fit to spoof, and the strange saga of Hungarian hypocrite József Szájer. Read more

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