When I was growing up closeted and Mormon—though at the time, that was a redundant statement—one of my secret thrills was visiting my friends’ houses. Not because of superior snack situations or forbidden colas, but because of superior, forbidden cable packages.
I’m talking about the porn channels way up in the 1000s.
Do you remember those days? I think we write them off as being horny teenagers when actually it was just a hornier era. Today there’s more porn and nudity than ever before, both on network television and on social media, but back then it wasn’t segregated. You didn’t have CNN on a completely different platform from Spice—they were all jumbled together into one jumbo package.
Now everything feels so fucking vanilla compared to flipping back and forth between Larry King and penetrative sex (a guaranteed way to last longer, for the record). Cord cutting revitalized the TV industry, but we also lost the casualness of porn sitting alongside mainstream offerings.
Mainstream will always look for a way to keep porn at bay. But the moral majority is now sliding into a minority, and new generations are the most sexually open they’ve ever been. What a perfect time to be running a great gay porn company, don’t you think? And an even better time to launch Carnal+, a streaming service that aims to do for our content what Disney+ does for its.
Carnal Media isn’t just about elevating what’s become a pretty corporatized way of making gay porn—you know, the companies run by straights who think casting two pretty men is enough to get other men off. We’re one of the few companies completely, 100-percent owned and operated by gay men: my husband Jay and I. And to paraphrase the Hair Club for Men slogan, I’m not only the CEO of Carnal Media but I’m also a subscriber.
Since Jay and I started in porn in 2009, the industry has undergone a massive overhaul. Bareback sex is now the default; tube sites have gutted a once-thriving ecosystem; and porn studios sometimes feel about as relevant in a world of fan platforms as movie studios did when TV came in.
But what other industry has a better product? We are selling you orgasms with every update to our websites, every episode, every subscription—and I’m damn proud of that. Not sure the world wants me to be so proud of it, though.
So let’s change the world.
Carnal+ isn’t just a great, one-stop-shop for Carnal Media’s 20 sites, like Gaycest, Twink Top, Masonic Boys, Fun-Size Boys, Twink Loads, the worlds only live action furry site Growl Boys, BoyForSale, Scout Boys, and the only actively updating FTM site Jock Pussy. Sure, you get a lot of great content for a shockingly great price. And yes, it’s among the best content being made today. But Carnal+ is also the future of gay porn.
Actually, Carnal+ is the future of mainstream, too.
While other platforms are carefully sidestepping anything approaching hardcore sex, we’re building our own, hardcore and penetrative sex–heavy world. Come to us to cum—but that’s not where we’re stopping. Carnal Media is on track to take global what is currently niche. Imagine Carnal+ as Netflix, where we have the films and updated releases that initially brought you to us, but we also have a version of The View featuring porn stars tackling todays issues; a Mystery Science 3000-like series dedicated to classic porn; a QVC-style show for newly released sex toys; and a nightly news program running through the LGBTQ+ headlines of the day…and maybe the anchor slowly undresses just for fun!
Just because we love sex doesn’t mean we don’t have other interests. Just as with our porn, if we like it then somebody else out there does too. We’re betting that a lot of you feel the same way. And like they say, “If we build it, you will cum.”
Come check us out—we’re just getting started.
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5 comments
@seth lucas
1) Good
2) Ok got it.
When exactly will Growlboys become regular release and how regular are we talking here?
And will there be “new” content too? Because, judging be the models’ looks, all featured content on the website is footage from back 2012~14
All the hold-up and irregularities make no sense at all.
@mikep –
1) Download options are coming soon for those who want to store thousands of gigs of porn on their hard drives for their family members to find later after they’ve died.
2) There are several updates weekly between all 10 sites listed on the network and more being added every month. With over 1000+ videos already, that’s A LOT of porn to watch. GrowlBoys will become a regular release with high-end illustrations and live action that takes far more planning time than your typical gay sex storyline.
Please do a Naked News. That needs to come back!
That sounds all good and fine but before subscribing to this awesome new network there are still 2 things that need to be addressed:
1) Is it streaming-only? The “other” network features download to own.
2) Is every featured website updating on a weekly basis from now on?
Especially Growlboys is a website that only updates irregularly once every month or two
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