Can We Agree to Book Our Next Winter Getaways at Falcon’s The Chalet?

I’ve spent most of the morning on Trip Advisor, desperately searching for the exact location of Falcon Studio’s The Chalet, where apparently every man is a Greek god and down to fuck with no notice.

You have Skyy Knox getting barebacked by sexy ski instructor Peter Annaud! Colton Reece fucking Pietro Duarte in a village bar! Josh Moore breeding room service waiter Jim Durden! Colton Reece carefully tugging Dmitry Osten away from his partner to drill his hole! Honestly, who needs a parka when the men are this scorching hot?