5 Things That Cost More a Month Than Next Door Studios’ New Subscription Offer

Just in time for Halloween, Next Door Studios has announced an annual membership offer . To put that into perspective, we’re listing five routine services you probably don’t think twice about that are more expensive than getting off to hot guys.

1. A commercial-free Hulu subscription: Guess what? Porn doesn’t have commercials either.
2. Apple Music: The only sounds you need to hear are moans and grunts.
3. One Blue Apron signature serving: This will definitely feed you more effectively.
4. A Headspace meditation account: Who needs a mantra when you can achieve orgasm?
5. Underwear Expert: Stop putting on underwear and watch hot guys in (and out) of theirs.