The Sticky Stuff
Go Fuck Yourself. No, Really. Try It Now!
Yes, with some practice, dexterity, and gumption, you can creampie yourself alone at home! Read more
COVID-19 sex
Counterpoint
The Pursuit of Sext Appeal in a COVID Climate
Salacious sexting marathons represent the ultimate respite from our pandemic-induced monotony, even as we ignore our actual friends for the shirtless hunk in our phone. Read more
Counterpoint
Can We Agree to Let ‘Vaccinated Top’ Go About Their Cruising?
If we learned anything from the great Gay COVID Wars, it’s that responsible choices around the pandemic aren’t being treated as sexy. So let the vaccinated few proclaim that status on the hookup apps without shame. Read more
Counterpoint
Publications Hand Out Gold Stars for COVID Celibacy—But Are They Actually Earned?
People are still having promiscuous sex, but nobody is going on the record about it. Read more
Nance's Corner
Exclusive: On-the-Scene Report From 25-Man Orgy That Led to a Hungarian Politician’s Resignation
Welcome to Nance’s Corner, with all the news that’s fit to spoof, and the strange saga of Hungarian hypocrite József Szájer. Read more
The Sticky Stuff
Still Quarantined? Here’s Why You Need to Try Phone Sex.
Some days you just don’t feel like getting naked on cam for a stranger. Read more