Video game studio Deconstructeam, the makers of the popular lesbian witch deck-building game The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, is holding a contest for its fans. The contest tasks interested contestants with creating tarot cards, and the three most original, beautiful, and lucky artists will win a most surprising gift: a dildo of Ábramar, the game’s gigantic demon daddy and central figure in the fate of the main character.
It’s not a gag, either: despite Ábramar never being a romanceable option and despite men never really appearing in the narrative of the game, Deconstructeam‘s gone all out on rendering his cosmic cock in silicone. So, per the contest’s official website, coyly named daddyabramar.com, The studio has teamed with sex toy company Uberrime to launch a real-life, functional dildo “inspired” by the God-like girth of Abramar the forbidden Behemoth.
Ábramar’s cosmic dildo placed near a soda can for size comparison.
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Altogether, it’s a surprising set of circumstances. I’m not sure if a game developer has ever had an official dildo made of one of its own characters. Still, the odds of one of the first being from a lesbian visual novel felt, at least to me, marginally low. Also, one of the most common critiques of The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood is the lack of romance options for Ábramar, one of the game’s break out stars.
If the creation of a limited run dildo is somehow Deconstructeam’s sarcastic response to that, it is one that will fulfill at least one—but I imagine, probably three—very kinky dreams for some lucky creator out there. Possibly more, if Uberrime choose to not be cowards and mass produces the demon dick.
Entries for the cock-card contest ends on February 29th, 2024.
Source: Uberrime, daddyabramar.com, Reddit
