Taylor Reign is officially off the market (professionally speaking). Carnal Media has signed the veteran performer as their newest exclusive! You know you’ve hit veteran status in gay porn when not only are you still working 15 years in, but you’ve also got a nine-to-five at the studio and your name still rings bells.

Honestly? It’s giving “sexy HR.” vibes and I’m definitely going to think about that tonight. The man isn’t just in front of the camera; he’s behind it too, handling everything from onboarding new models to doing their makeup. I mean, do you want a 2257 with that blowjob? Because he’s got the paperwork and the highlighter. (It makes me feel bad about doing the minimum during my day job, lol)

“Taylor Reign is a powerhouse force in the adult industry,” said Carnal’s Chief Marketing Officer Alan Breslaw. “His on-screen dynamism is matched only by his understanding of the industry’s inner workings.” Translation: the man can fuck, file, and fix your contour.

His debut scene is on BarebackPlus network, for the brand StudLoads.

So here’s to Taylor! Full-time Carnal stud, part-time office queen, and proof that your second act in porn can be just as hot as your first—just with better lighting