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Maybe if I’d had hotter roommates, I wouldn’t have had to go out to bars to get laid. That’s definitely the impression I’m getting from living with Adrian Hart in gay porn, at least. Who else would get so angry with roommate Devin Trez that he cleans up for him, then gets caught fucking himself with a dildo on Devin’s bed?
As usual, I’m focusing on the wrong thing. I didn’t need hotter roommates. I needed to live with one of these two hunks. Devin? Adrian? Willing to travel to L.A. for either of you!