Counterpoint
I’m Trapped at Home, But My Balls Have Never Been More Free
Alex Reimer on the joys of forgoing underwear because we’re all just doing the best we can and no, it’s not a sign of a broken man. At least, not necessarily. Read more
COVID-19
Counterpoint
The Pursuit of Sext Appeal in a COVID Climate
Salacious sexting marathons represent the ultimate respite from our pandemic-induced monotony, even as we ignore our actual friends for the shirtless hunk in our phone. Read more
Counterpoint
The Super Bowl Had a Simple Solution to Exhausted Despair: Good, Old-Fashioned American Consumerism!
The annual ad spots are always a nauseating corporate orgy, but this year, the spectacle felt like an utter slap in the face. Read more
The Sticky Stuff
Nervous About the COVID Vaccine? Have a Kiki First!
Enough with listening to all the wrong people on social media—you only need to listen to the good doctors participating in Let’s Have a Vaccine Kiki January 10. Read more
Counterpoint
Hashtag Dopamine: The Ugly, Speedo-Filled Story of the InstaGays War Over COVID
We’re all just in it for the “likes,” whether we’re posting from the beach in Puerto Vallarta—or shaming those who do. Read more
Counterpoint
When We Only Rally Around Identity, We Get $600 COVID Stimulus Checks
Working people in this country don’t stick together, and that’s just how the people in power want it. Read more
Nance's Corner
Exclusive: On-the-Scene Report From 25-Man Orgy That Led to a Hungarian Politician’s Resignation
Welcome to Nance’s Corner, with all the news that’s fit to spoof, and the strange saga of Hungarian hypocrite József Szájer. Read more
Counterpoint
Gays Social Distancing? Bitch, Please! (Bitch, Please?!)
After all, coronavirus starts with a “C” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool party! Read more